Conversation about Cameron Diaz
Deb is living in Los Angeles. Her Mother is visiting from New York. They are at The Grove’s movie theatre.
Cameron Diaz walks by and sits behind them. Deb pinches her mother.
Mother: Ow, what? Why did you do that?
Deb tries to speak without moving her lips.
Deb: Caaaooon Daaazz is heee.
Mother: What?
Deb texts her mother. Texts reads “Cameron Diaz is here”.
Mother: Where is Cameron Diaz? You know, I read that she looks terrible in person…
Cameron Diaz: Um.
