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Conversation in an Ambulance

Deb has an accident and has to go to the hospital.  EMT #2 helps Deb into the ambulance while EMT #1 walks to the driver’s seat.  

A moment later, EMT #1 knocks on the back entrance.

EMT #1: Hey, where are the keys, dummy?

EMT #2: Who you calling dummy, dummy? You had the keys.

EMT #1: No, dummy, you had the keys.  The front door is locked.

EMT #2: Come on already.  We gotta go. Let’s go.

EMT #1: We can’t go until I find the keys, dummy.

Deb: Um.

EMT #2: Who you calling dummy, dummy?

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