Conversation with a Crush
Deb has a crush. She finally has the chance to have a conversation with him.
Crush: …John Mayer.
Deb: Ugh. I can’t stand John Mayer. I don’t understand his appeal. Have you ever seen him singing? It looks like he’s sucking on the microphone, slobbering all over it. I don’t find him attractive, or interesting. He just doesn’t do it for me at all.
Crush: He does it for me.
Deb: John Mayer does it for you?
Crush: John Mayer is totally…
Deb: Oh…
Crush: …my type.
Deb: …no.
