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Conversation While Waiting for a Friend

Deb is waiting for a friend at an Italian restaurant on the Lower East Side.  She sits at the bar, sipping on a glass of wine.  A Random Woman sits next to her. 

Random Woman places a napkin on top of her wine glass and walks away.  A moment later, she taps Deb on her shoulder.

Random Woman: Are you going to be sitting here for a bit?  Do you mind watching my drink?

Deb: Sure, not a problem.

Random Woman walks away.  A moment later, she comes running back.

Random Woman: Please don’t ruffie it, okay? 

Deb: Um. Okay.  I’ll try not to.

Random Woman looks uneasy with Deb’s response.  She nervously looks at the Bartender.

French Bartender: I vill watch ze drink for vou. 

Random Woman: Thank you so much. You’re a lifesaver.

Deb: Um.

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