Conversation with a Doctor
Deb does not feel well. She goes to the Doctor. He prescribes her some medicine.
Doctor: You should take sudafed twice a day and then benedril at night.
Deb: Oh, Doctor, no. I can’t take benadryl. It knocks me out.
Doctor: Yes, that’s why you take it at night.
Deb: No, you don’t understand, it makes me all loopy going into the next day.
Doctor: Damn, I bet you’re a cheap date.
Deb: Um.
Doctor: One drink, two the most and you’re done. Admit it. You’re a cheap date.
Silence.
Doctor: Admit it.
Deb: Fine. I’m a cheap date, Doctor. I’m the cheapest date there is.
