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Conversation at Dodger Stadium

Deb is at Dodger Stadium.  She wants to buy a hot dog but is confused by her hot dog options. 

Deb: What’s the difference between a Dodger Dog and the 100% Dodger Dog?

Hot Dog Vendor: The 100% Dodger Dog has 100% traces of beef, while the Dodger Dog is all beef.

Deb: So the Dodger Dog is 100% beef?

Hot Dog Vendor: Yes.

Deb: And the 100% is 100% traces of beef? Are you sure it’s not the other way around?

Hot Dog Vendor: You might be right.  I’m not sure.  Which do you want?

Deb: Um. A pretzel, please.

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