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Conversation at Brunch

Deb and friends have just finished brunch at Cafe Orlin on St. Marks.  Deb’s two friends leave the table.  Deb is a little behind them and notices that her friend’s bag accidentally knocks a pita on another bruncher’s table onto the floor.  Friend does not notice and continues to leave.

The Bruncher’s stare at the pita on the floor.

Bruncher # 1: This is so annoying.

Bruncher # 2: That is really annoying.

Bruncher # 1: I mean, like seriously, this is really annoying.

Bruncher # 2: It really is.  Annoying.

Bruncher # 1 and # 2 notice Deb.  They glare at her and then at the pita.

Bruncher # 2: Like seriously, Bruncher #1, this is extremely annoying.

Bruncher #1: I mean, like, you know,  I don’t know what to do because this is so annoying.

Bruncher # 2 takes another bite of her own pita.  In between bites, she speaks.

Bruncher #2:  It really is.  Annoying.

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