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Conversation with a Parent

Deb and Mother are shopping at a department store.  They are at the register buying some items.  A Salesperson rings them up while Deb has a heart to heart with her Mother.

Deb: I suck. My aura is one of a naive 12 year old girl.

Mother: You’re right.  That’s what’s wrong with you. You would be so much better off if your aura was one of a f*cking, class less, trampy whore.

Salesperson: Um.

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