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Conversation at LAX

Deb is going through security at LAX.  She waits for her things to be scanned.

Airport Security Officer: Damn, girl.

Deb: Oh no, what?

ASO: You got attractive features.

Deb: Um. Thanks.

ASO: What you think is your most attractive feature?

Deb: Um.

ASO: Come on, don’t be shy.

Deb: I think my most attractive feature is my spirit.

ASO: Get out of here. Your spirit.  What do I care about your spirit? Damn. Put your shoes on.  You’re holding up the line.  Spirit. Waste of time.

A Random Women walks through security.  The Airport Security Officer addresses her.

ASO: What you think is your most attractive feature?

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