Conversation During Yoga
Deb is in a yoga class. The Yoga Instructor walks around the room. He reaches the end of his motivational speech.
Yoga Instructor: You exist.
Sweaty Yoga Random: I exist.
Yoga Instructor: Yes, good. Shout it out. I exist.
Deb rolls her eyes as she struggles through tree pose. Yoga Instructor marches over to her.
Yoga Instructor: No one can deny that you exist. What? It looks like you have something to say.
Deb: No.
Yoga Instructor: Say it.
Deb: Um, well, some people don’t know I exist.
Yoga Instructor: Are you trying to be deep or self deprecating? Get back into your pose.
