conversations with deb

Real conversations that happen to Deb. These conversations actually happened. Really. To Deb.




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Conversation at a Bar

Deb is at a bar with friends in NYC.  Random Guy approaches her.

Random Guy: Hey, I’m sorry I never called you.

Deb: Excuse me?

Random Guy: I’m sorry I never called you.

Deb: Oh, um. You must be confusing me with someone else.  I’ve never met you.

Random Guy: Good, cause I didn’t want to call that girl anyway but I’d love to call you.

Deb: Huh?

Random Guy: Can I get your number?

Deb: Oh. Um.

Random Guy: Sorry, I was using a line on you. Did it work?

Deb: Not really, sorry.

Random Guy: Hmmm. Why not?

Deb: Really?

Random Guy: Yeah.

Deb: Well, first, you pretend to confuse me for some other girl.  And then, you admit to never calling this girl, even though you supposedly asked for her number.

Random Guy: Right.

Deb: Right.

Random Guy: So?

Deb: So, no. 

Random Guy: Really?

Deb looks around the bar checking out the Randoms.

Deb: Um, well, actually, okay.

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